Friday, August 12, 2011

Humor in oneline

Live the longest: Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.



“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
 They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'”

Laziness is your enemy -- Nehru 
Love your enemy -- Gandhi

You know you are now middle-aged when people stop saying you look good and start saying you look good for your age.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. 
--Emo Philips


You can make a lot of money in this game.
 Just ask my ex-wives.
 Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Humor in Words


The Accident Note: *****
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

The Note said: "Sorry. I just backed into your car, the witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."


Going Fishing: *****
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife . . . "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."

The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologizes for the short notice, and then hurries off.

A week later, the man returns and his wife ask, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"

The man replies, "Yep, the fishing was great...but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."

His wife smiles and says, "Oh, no I didn't...I put them right in your tackle box!


Man Dealing With Wife: *****
Man and wife traveling. Wife is nagging husband. A man marries the meanest woman in town. Everyone tells the man: man you’re crazy, that woman is the meanest woman in town. Every man she marries she drives him crazy. So the man says I have something for that. So they get on with their trip. The man and the woman are on one mule riding to their house.

On the way down the road the donkey slips up and stumbles and the man says "that's one time."
They get a little further down the road the donkey slips up again; the man says "that's two times."
They get a little further down the road and the donkey stumbles again, the man says "that's three times."

Then the man and wife got off the donkey and the man shoots it. The wife gets mad and says "man are you crazy that was our only transportation you son of a bitch!!
The man says, "That’s one time."

What Do You Do All Day? *****
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was piled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out of the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today?”
She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me sarcastically what in the world I do all day?”

“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.

She answered, “Well, today, I didn’t do it.”

Friday, May 6, 2011

Happy Words


gusto: great enjoyment, energy, and enthusiasm
— usually used in the phrase "with gusto".
Examples:
She ate her dinner with gusto.
He played the role of the villain with gusto.



Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Life lessons


All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
The mind is everything. What we think we become.

What we think, we become.

Words have the power to both destroy and heal when words are both true and kind, they can change our world.
--Gautama Buddha

Do not dwell in the past;
 do not dream of the future,
 concentrate the mind on the present moment.
--Gautama Buddha

I'm happy tonight.
I'm not worried about anything.
I'm not fearing any man.
April 3, 1968, the day before he was assassinated

The ultimate measure of a man is not
where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience,
but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

Whatever your life's work is,
do it well.
A man should do his job so well
that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness;
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate;
only love can do that.

You are the author of your own life story.

It is better to fill life in years,
then filling years in life.


Be who you are
and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind.


You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
--Dr. Seuss

Never play with the feelings of others,
because you may win the game,
but the risk is that you will surely loose the person for life time.

Laughing faces do not mean that there is absence of sorrow!
But it means that they have the ability to deal with it.

The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people,
but because of the silence of good people!

I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, its because of them I did it myself.

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

It takes a touch of genius,
and a lot of courage
to move in the opposite direction.

A clever person solves a problem.
A wise person avoids it.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.

If friendship is your weakest point then
you are the strongest person in the world.

You can have anything you want;
if you want it badly enough.
You can be anything you want to be,
do anything you set out to accomplish
if you hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.


And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
--Abraham Lincoln


Opportunities are like sunrises,
if you wait too long you can miss them.

When you are in the light, everything follows you,
but when you enter into the dark,
even your own shadow doesn't follow you.

It is very easy to defeat someone,
but it is very hard to win someone.

It always seems impossible,
until it is done.

The difference between
a successful person and others
is not a lack of strength,
not a lack of knowledge,
but rather in a lack of will.

We would accomplish many more things
if we did not think of them as impossible.


There will be plenty of time to sleep when you are dead.
 Life is for living, so wake up and perform.

--Benjamin Franklin

Without continual growth and progress,
such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning.

Content makes poor men rich;
discontentment makes rich men poor.

Success; it 's what you do,
with what you've got.

It had long since come to my attention
that people of accomplishment rarely
sat back and let things happen to them.
They went out and happened to things.

The most successful people are
those who do all year long
what they would otherwise do
on their summer vacation.

I dreamed impossible dreams.
And the dreams turned out beyond
anything I could possibly imagine.

Choice, not chance, determines your destiny.

Anyone can become angry. That is easy.
But to be angry with the right person,
to the right degree,
at the right time,
for the right purpose and in the right way;
that is not easy.


Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
--Aristotle

You know you are on the road to success
if you would do your job,
and not be paid for it.

The biggest adventure you can ever take
is to live the life of your dreams.

Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.


Do the one thing you think you cannot do.
Fail at it. Try again.
Do better the second time.
The only people who never tumble
are those who never mount the high wire.
This is your moment. Own it.

What God intended for you
goes far beyond anything you can imagine.

The greatest discovery of all time is that
a person can change his future
by merely changing his attitude.

Surround yourself with only people
who are going to lift you higher.

Be thankful for what you have;
you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.

If you give people tools,
[and they use] their natural ability and their curiosity,
they will develop things in ways
that will surprise you very much
beyond what you might have expected.

If you're not making mistakes,
then you're not doing anything.

Our obligation is to give meaning to life.

If my mind can conceive it,
and my heart can believe it - then I can achieve it.

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out;
it's the pebble in your shoe.

It's the repetition of affirmations
that leads to belief.
And once that belief becomes a deep conviction,
things begin to happen.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

You get treated in life the way
you teach people to treat you.

The future starts today, not tomorrow.

It's hard to beat a person who never gives up.

When it is obvious that
the goals cannot be reached,
don't adjust the goals,
adjust the action steps.

Respect yourself and others will respect you.

Just as a cautious businessman avoids
investing all his capital in one concern,
so wisdom would probably admonish us
also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.
Live the life you have imagined.

Think big, think new, and think again:  It is not what you look at that matters, it is what you see.
--Henry David Thoreau
 

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

I dream,
I test my dreams against my beliefs,
I dare to take risks,
and I execute my vision to make those dreams come true.


All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them.
--Walt Disney

Insist on yourself. Never imitate.

Make the most of yourself,
for that is all there is of you.


With the past, I have nothing to do;
 not with the future. I live now.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not the strongest of the species that survive,
nor the most intelligent,
but the one most responsive to change.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning,
but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

I became an optimist when I discovered
that I wasn't going to win any more games
by being anything else.

Your present circumstances
don't determine where you can go;
they merely determine where you start.

An optimist is the human personification of spring.

Are you doing what you're doing today
because you want to do it,
or because it's what you were doing yesterday?

In the business world,
the rear view mirror is always clearer
than the windshield.

You want someone,
who can think about problems
that haven't yet existed before.

A business has to be involving;
it has to be fun,
and needs to exercise your creative instincts.

Know the difference:
financially stable & financially independent

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?

"In life/work we say
'Never say never and never say always.'
because funny things happen.
All you can do is give a statistical opinion."
--Mr R.

Improvement is always possible.

What do you expect from me?” and
What can I expect from you?”
This conversation topic works well
for any discussion on relationships.

If you think you can, you can.
And if you think you can't, you're right.

Pretend that every single person
you meet has a sign around his or her neck
that says: "Make me feel important.",
Not only will you succeed in sales,
you will succeed in life.


Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly,
 but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
--Mary Kay Ash


Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak,
Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

We make a living by what we get,
but we make a life by what we give.

Life isn't about finding yourself.
Life is about creating yourself.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable
but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.


Some men see things as they are and ask why.
 Others dream things that never were and ask why not.
--George Bernard Shaw

If you don’t know where you are going,
any path will take you there.

You must be the change you want to see in the world.

Keep your thoughts positive, they become your words.
Keep your words positive, they become your behavior.
Keep your behavior positive, it becomes your habits.
Keep your habits positive, they becomes your value.
Keep your values positive, they becomes your destiny.
--Mahatma Gandhi


The power to question is the basis of all human progress.
--Mahatma Gandhi
The quality of your life is in direct proportion to the quality of the questions that you dare to ask. Are you asking the right questions? Are you asking the right people? You can’t get answers, without questions; you can’t make progress, without an inquiring mind.


Enthusiasm is excitement
with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.
--Bo Bennett

Ask yourself what makes you come alive.
And then go and do that.
Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.

Life is full of obstacle illusions.
--Grant Frazier

All things are possible until they are proved impossible
and even the impossible may only be so, as of now.

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence.
To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.

The mind is its own place,
and in itself,
can make heaven of Hell,
and a hell of Heaven.

Of all the things you wear,
your expression is the most important.


"Promise me you'll always remember
You're braver than you believe,
and stronger than you seem,
and smarter than you think." Christopher Robin to Pooh

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being,
you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life.

Every child is an artist.
The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.

Good judgment comes from experience;
experitence comes from bad judgment.

The day you take complete responsibility for yourself,
the day you stop making any excuses,
that's the day you start to the top.

If you limit your choices
only to what seems possible or reasonable,
you disconnect yourself from what you truly want,
and all that is left is compromise.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

No matter what the problem is,
it's always a people problem.
--Geraldm Weinberg, The Psychology of Computer Programming

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the people to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders.
Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea."

Take chances, make mistakes.
That's how you grow.
Pain nourishes your courage.
You have to fail in order to practice being brave.

If you don’t go after what you want,
you’ll never have it.
If you don’t ask,
the answer is always no.
If you don’t step forward,
you’re always in the same place.

I've missed more than 9,000 shots in my career.
I've lost almost 300 games.
Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life.
And that is why I succeed.

Do what you can with what you have where you are.
--Theodore Roosevelt

Nobody can make you feel inferior,
without your consent.

It took me a long time,
not to judge myself,
through someone else's eyes.

I quit being afraid when my first venture failed
and the sky didn't fall down.

Hope never abandons you,
you abandon it.

Life is 10% of what happens to me
and 90% of how I react to it.

Often people attempt to live their lives backwards;
they try to have more things,
or more money,
in order to do more of what they want,
so they will be happier.
The way it actually works is the reverse.
You must first be who you really are,
then do what you need to do,
in order to have what you want.

Success is no accident.
It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice
and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do.
--Pele


No act of kindness,
 no matter how small,
 is ever wasted.
--Aesop, from The Lion and the Mouse


Laugh and the world laughs with you,
 weep and you weep alone.
--Unknown

Choose the life that is most useful,
 and habit will make it the most agreeable.
--Sir Francis Bacon

It is the mind that maketh good or ill, that maketh wretch or happy, rich or poor.
--Edmund Spenser (1552 - 1599)

Being strong means rejoicing in who you are, complete with imperfections.
--Margaret Woodhouse

The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
--May V. Smith

If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.
--Mikhail Gorbachev

So do not worry about tomorrow,
 for tomorrow will worry about itself.
 Each day has enough troubles of its own.
--Matthew 6:34

If the problem can be solved why worry? If the problem cannot be solved, worrying will do you no good.
--Shantideva

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.
--Richard Carlson


If you completely put aside every form of belief, then there is no fear whatsoever.
--Jiddu Krishnamurty

Fear is there simply because you are not living with life, you are living in your mind.
--Sadhguru(Jaggi Vasudev)

Don't move the way fear makes you move. Move the way love makes you move. Move the way joy makes you move.
--Osho

You are either in the past or in future;
 both are non-existent.
 You can’t do anything with the past, nor with the future.
 All that you can do is with the present,
 and if you are engaged somewhere else,
 it simply slips by and you have missed the train.
--Osho

There is no such thing as bad weather,
 just different kinds of good weather.
--Colonel Sanders

Too many people overvalue
 what they are not and
 undervalue what they are.
--Malcolm S. Forbes


Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
--Satchel Paige (Major League Baseball rookie at age 42. Pitched at age 60)


Go to the people.
 Learn from them.
 Live with them.
 Start with what they know.
 Build with what they have.
 The best of leaders when the job is done,
  when the task is accomplished,
  the people will say we have done it ourselves.
--Lao Tzu


When you choose to be pleasant and positive in the way you treat others,
 you have also chosen, in most cases, how you are going to be treated by others.
--Zig Ziglar

Whatever you think, that you will be. If you think yourselves week, weak you will be; if you think yourselves strong, strong you will be.

Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.
--Confucius

Work hard, but not just to please your masters when they are watching. Work with enthusiasm, as though you were working for God rather than for people.
--Ephesians

None of our men are ‘experts’. We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man  as soon as he thinks himself an expert because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job. The moment one gets into the ‘expert’ state of mind a great number of things become impossible.
--Henry Ford Sr.

The moment one gets into the “expert” state of mind a great number of things becomes impossible.
In beginners’ mind there are many possibilities, but in the expert’s mind there are few.

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit.
--Antoine de Saint – Exupery

Ours is a divine journey; therefore,
this journey has neither a beginning nor an end.
This journey has a goal,
but it does not stop at any goal,
for it has come to realize that today’s goal is only the starting point of tomorrow’s journey.
--Sri Chinmoy

Beautiful crafted words have the power to captivate the mind. A sweet-tongued man is loved by one and all. Audience is always attracted towards those who can speak efficiently and effectively.
--Sama Veda

Words are the most powerful drug used by mankind.
--Rudyard Kipling

The ways to think about this big idea may just be ...infinite.
--Kid's book "Infinity and Me" by Kate Hosford and Gabi Swiatkowska

To be a champion you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will.
--Sugar Ray Robinson 

Happiness Quotes


Thursday, April 21, 2011

Happiness Quotes


Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life,
the whole aim and end of human existence.

Different men seek after happiness
in different ways and by different means,
and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.

"Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect...
It means you have decided to see beyond imperfection..."
--X

I'm going to be happy today,
Though the skies may be cloudy and gray
No matter what may come my way
I'm going to be happy today.

The truest greatness lies in being kind,
the truest wisdom in a happy mind.

I'm happy tonight.
I'm not worried about anything.
I'm not fearing any man.
April 3, 1968, the day before he was assassinated

We must be doing something to be happy.

Happiness is when
what you think,
what you say
and what you do are in harmony.

Just as a cautious businessman avoids
investing all his capital in one concern,
so wisdom would probably admonish us
also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.

The world is my country,
all mankind are my brethren,
and to do good is my religion.

If you realized how powerful your thoughts are,
you would never think a negative thought.

There are two ways to live
you can live as
if nothing is a miracle;
you can live as
if everything is a miracle.

A happy man is
too satisfied with the present
to dwell too much on the future.

I feel that you are justified in looking into the future with true assurance,
because you have a mode of living in which we find
the joy of life and the joy of work harmoniously combined.
Added to this is the spirit of ambition which pervades your very being,
and seems to make the day's work like a happy child at play.

What I am looking for
is not out there, it is in me.

True happiness is not attained
through self-gratification,
but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

When one door of happiness closes,
another opens;
but often we look so long at the closed door
that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

Independence is happiness.

I have found that if you love life,
life will love you back.

There is no duty
we so underrate
as the duty of being happy.
By being happy we sow anonymous benefits upon the world.

Happiness doesn't depend upon
who you are or what you have,
it depends solely upon what you think.

I don't know what your destiny will be,
but one thing I do know:
the only ones among you
who will be really happy
are those who have sought and found how to serve.

Success is not the key to happiness.
Happiness is the key to success.
If you love what you are doing,
you will be successful.

Happiness is a direction,
not a place.

We tend to forget
that happiness doesn't come
as a result of getting something
we don't have,
but rather of recognizing
and appreciating what we do have.

There is only one way
to happiness,
and that is cease worrying
about the things
which are beyond the power of our will.

When you dance,
your purpose is
not to get to a certain place on the floor.
It's to enjoy each step along the way.

Hope is itself a species of happiness,
and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords.

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

Those who wish to sing,
always find a song.


One joy scatters a hundred griefs.
--Chinese Proverb


You will never be happier
than you expect.
To change your happiness,
change your expectation.

Happiness is like a butterfly which,
when pursued,
is always beyond our grasp,
but, if you will sit down quietly,
may alight upon you.

Man is fond of counting his troubles,
but he does not count his joys.
If he counted them up as he ought to,
he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it.

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
the wise grows it under his feet.

Humor is like a frog.
If you dissect it, it dies.

The best way to cheer yourself up
is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Sanity and happiness
are an impossible combination.

Whoever is happy will make others happy too.

We hold these truths to be self-evident
that all men are created equal;
that they are endowed by their Creator
with certain inalienable rights;
that among these are life, liberty,
and the pursuit of happiness.

The Constitution only guarantees
the American people the right to pursue happiness.
You have to catch it yourself.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

It is neither wealth nor splendor;
but tranquility and occupation
which give happiness.

God wishes to see people happy,
amidst the simple beauty of nature.

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

We all live with the objective of being happy;
our lives are all different
and yet the same.

Love is a condition
in which the happiness
of another person
is essential to your own.
--Richard Heinlein

Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom.
It should be the first duty of those
who are happy to let others know of their gladness.

Sometimes
your joy is the source of your smile,
but sometimes your smile
can be the source of your joy.

There is no cosmetic for beauty
like happiness.

We don't see things
as they are,
we see them as we are."

Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness.

Celebrate the happiness that
friends are always giving,
make every day a holiday
and celebrate just living!

You cannot always have happiness,
but you can always give happiness.
--Unknown

If you smile when no one else is around,
you really mean it.

Happy people plan actions,
they don't plan results.

All seasons are beautiful
for the person
who carries happiness within.

Carpe diem!
Rejoice while you are alive;
enjoy the day;
live life to the fullest;
make the most of what you have.
--Horace

There is no way to happiness,
happiness is the way.
--Unknown

The greatest part of our happiness
depends on our dispositions,
not our circumstances.

The secret of Happiness is Freedom,
and the Secret of Freedom, Courage.

The secret of happiness is
to make others believe
they are the cause of it.

What we call the secret of happiness
is no more a secret than our willingness to choose life.

The Secret to a Happy Life is "Work Worth Doing."

You can choose to be happy or sad
and whichever you choose that is what you get.
--Sidney Madwed

Happiness is a form of courage.

Positive things happen
to positive people.

Living in the moment brings you
a sense of reverence for
all of life's blessings.

What God intended for you
goes far beyond anything you can imagine.

Happiness often sneaks in through
a door you didn't know you left open.

Happiness is not an ideal of reason,
but of imagination.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones,
you'll start having positive results.

When the power of love overcomes
the love of power,
the world will know peace.

All that we need to make us happy
is something to be enthusiastic about.

Happiness is liberty
from everything
that makes us unhappy.

But what is happiness except
the simple harmony between
a man and the life he leads?

Reflect upon your present blessings,
of which every man has many.

Our greatest hopes could become reality in the future.

The talent for being happy is
appreciating and liking what you have.

There is more hunger for
love and appreciation in this world than for bread.

Spread love everywhere you go.
Let no one ever come to you
without leaving happier.

Every time you smile at someone,
it is an action of love,
a gift to that person,
a beautiful thing.

Happiness resides not in possessions,
and not in gold,
happiness dwells in the soul.

By bringing about a change in our outlook toward things and events,
all phenomena can become sources of happiness.

If you want others to be happy,
practice compassion.
If you want to be happy,
practice compassion.
(compassion = a deep awareness of and sympathy for another's suffering)

What a wonderful life I've had!
I only wish I'd realized it sooner.

So of cheerfulness or a good temper,
the more it is spent,
the more of it remains.

To fill the hour -- that is happiness.


The happy have whole days and those they choose.
The unhappy have but hours, and those they lose.
--Colley Cibber


For every minute you are angry,
 you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
--Author Unknown
Happiness is not so much in having as sharing.
We make a living by what we get,
but we make a life by what we give.

He is rich or poor according
to what he is,
not according to what he has.



Man must search for what is right,
and let happiness come on its own.

Think of life as a terminal illness,
because, if you do,
you will live it with joy and passion,
as it ought to be lived.

If you want to be happy, be.

Happiness adds and multiplies,
as we divide it with others.
--A. Nielsen

Happiness comes
when your work and words
are of benefit to yourself and others.

What we think, we become.

"The Grand essentials of happiness are:
something to do,
something to love
and something to hope for."

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed.
Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude.

There is a wonderful mythical law of nature
that the three things we crave most in life
happiness, freedom, and peace of mind
are always attained by giving them to someone else.

A great obstacle to happiness is
to expect too much happiness.

They say a person needs
just three things to be truly happy in this world.
Someone to love,
something to do, and
something to hope for.

There is only one happiness in life,
to love and be loved.

To live long and achieve happiness,
cultivate the art of radiating happiness.

Never fear spoiling children by making them too happy.
Happiness is the atmosphere in which all good affections grow,
the wholesome warmth necessary to make the heart-blood circulate healthily and freely.
--Dr. Anne E. Bray(MD), Pediatrician, Overland park, Kansas

Lead the life that will make you
kindly and friendly to everyone about you,
and you will be surprised
what a happy life you will lead.

Just laugh

Enjoy the little things,
for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Never forget to remember the things that made you glad.

It takes no more time to see the good side of life
than it takes to see the bad.

Action may not always bring happiness,
but there is no happiness without action."

A truly happy person is one
who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest
waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.

We make a living by what we get,
but we make a life by what we give.

The happiness of society is the end of government.
--John Adams

Very little is needed to make a happy life.
--Marcus Aurelius Antoninus


That is happiness: to be dissolved into something complete and great.
--Willa Cather


It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
--Berkeley Breathed

The first full day of forever is tomorrow.
--Gregory Barsh (Chief Happiness Officer and Founder; ruHap, The Happiness Company)

Nothing lasts forever. Not even your troubles.
--Arnold H Glasgow, an American humorist


Each today, well-lived, makes yesterday a dream of happiness
 and each tomorrow a vision of hope.
 Look, therefore, to this one day, for it and it alone is life.
--Kalidasa, Ushavandanam

Cause for Celebration:
Your life becomes a vital celebration,
Your relationship becomes a festive thing;
Whatsoever you do, every moment is festival.
You eat and eating becomes a celebration;
You take a bath and bathing becomes a celebration;
You talk and talking becomes a celebration.
--Osho

Life & Death, Joy & Sorrow, Gain & Loss; there dualities cannot be avoided. Learn to accept what you cannot change.

If you are motivated by loving kindness and compassion, there are many ways to bring happiness to others,starting with kind speech.
--Thich Nhat Hanh