Live the longest: Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'”
You know you are now middle-aged when people stop saying you look good and start saying you look good for your age.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
--Emo Philips
You can make a lot of money in this game.
Just ask my ex-wives.
Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
